SALT LAKE CITY - Friends say Lance Archibald is a tall, handsome former college basketball player and graduate of Harvard business school. He’s also still single at 31, and so they’re hoping to speed things up with a billboard and Web site. “I’m Lance, Let’s go out!” reads the billboard on an interstate near Lindon, about 40 miles south of Salt Lake City.
Not a bad marketing strategy. I am in favor of anything that can speed up the numbers of girls in the sack. I am Elvis Preston King, the world’s number 1 pick up artist.
If Lance were to get a hold of the king he would never need to sort through the leads from his billboard again. I pick up and seduce more hot young 18 year old girls than any man alive… I have talent and will travel. I am for hire to pick up girls for the wealthy man who has everything but a bus load full of hot playmates sweet enough to take home to Mom. As you might have heard Elvis does not do dancers, pros or sleazy women!
Good luck to Lance and his billboard but it is highly suggested that he email the king of seduction and the top ladies man in the world. Elvis Preston King…loverboybachelor@yahoo.com
About the Author
Elvis Preston King is the world’s most renowned and respected playboy. His job is picking up and seducing classy young women globally for the gentleman conoseiur who realizes that there is more to life than just accumulating money and the same old same old boring wife. You can email him at loverboybachelor@yahoo.com or visit http://bachelortours.blogspot.com and http:www.msnusers.com/BachelorDreamTours
