By:Nomad Rick Traveling can be a humbling experience, particularly when you travel to a foreign country. Such experiences, of course, give rise to travel jokes. Travel Jokes 1. Three brothers are sitting at the bar in a Moscow establishment. An older man is sitting at a table behind them and has obviously had too much vodka. He stands, walks up to the first brother and says, “Your mother is a vicious, greedy woman!” The brother tells him to shut up and go sit down. After about 5 minutes, the old man stands and walks up to the second brother, “I sleep with your mother whenever I want!” Disgusted, the brother tells the old man to bugger off. A few minutes later, the old man stands and starts walking towards the third brother. All three brothers turn around and yell, “Dad, go home!” 2. You’re at a bad hotel when the bed mint moves. 3. “Visi, Vermini, Vomnui” – I visited, I freaked, I threw up. 4. The President’s Vacation George and Laura Bush take a vacation to Crawford and decide to go the grocery store. In the checkout line, Laura recognizes the man working at the register as an old high school boyfriend. After chatting, they leave the store and George says, “Wow, imagine if you had married him. You’d be married to a grocery store clerk now instead of the President of the United States.” Laura rolls her eyes and says, “No. I’d be married to the President of the United States.” 5. “Veni, Veneri, Vamoosi” – I came, I caught a disease, I ran away.” Typically, just the act of traveling produces more than a few funny moments. Get out there and go. Article Source: http://www.dailynewarticles.com Rick Chapo is with www.nomadjournals.com - makers of writing journals. Travel journals are great travel accessories and travel gifts for student travel, family vacations and adventure travel. Visit www.nomadjournaltrips.com for more travel articles, travelogues and travel stories. More Articles from Humor Category: Remote Viewing & Remote Influencing – What is it? Field Notes on Country Linguistics You are joking series: Stonehenge 15 one liner funny jokes competition Couch Potato Success Factors Dice Sports Games That Are Fun; the Pro Football Game. Google's Wonderland: Trouble In Paradise? THE WILDCAT'S BEGINNING You Know Your Breath May Be A Tad Funky When... The Guy Who Wished He Was a Fly A moron's account of 4th grade. Bovine Resort Truck Stop Christmas To Brand or Not to Brand - That is NOT the Question. Leveraging your Holiday Sales Volumes and Getting your Busin The Silly Essay