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Inner Peace
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By following the simple advice heard on The Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.
Dr.Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things that you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a Bottle of Bailey's, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the Cheesecake, some Saltines and a box of Chocolates.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel. Please pass this advice on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.
About the Author
The person who posted this article has a website called Drunk In The Desert. www.drunkinthedesert.com. Visit for drinking games, fun, supplies, and random acts of intoxication.
Article Source: http://www.dailynewarticles.com
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